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    The Thimble List: Learning to Solve Yourself in Thirty-Nine Seconds or Less.

    Near the end of last month, I decided it was again time to cross an entry off of my thimble list. A thimble list is kind of… Read more “The Thimble List: Learning to Solve Yourself in Thirty-Nine Seconds or Less.”

    May 21, 2016February 25, 2017 by Kristopher Bone

    #TeamHawkeye: The oft-overlooked Avenger who has me all Aquiver.

    If you know me, you know that there are very few things I’ve been as excited for in the past couple years as Captain America: Civil War.… Read more “#TeamHawkeye: The oft-overlooked Avenger who has me all Aquiver.”

    April 27, 2016May 21, 2016 by Kristopher Bone

    Summer’s here! (For at least the next twenty or thirty minutes.)

    Here in Toronto, today’s weather is criminally gorgeous. Fourteen degrees celsius, sun glowing benignly, clouds sparse. It’s mid-afternoon as I write this, the sun just past its… Read more “Summer’s here! (For at least the next twenty or thirty minutes.)”

    April 17, 2016May 27, 2016 by Kristopher Bone

    That time I got hired at a Hooters.

    I’ve got a friend who was once an undertaker. Or an undertaker’s apprentice, maybe; I can never remember. Either way, he’s got the kind of stories that… Read more “That time I got hired at a Hooters.”

    April 8, 2016May 27, 2016 by Kristopher Bone

    Just a Tip: Tipping, Empathy, and Eating Shit.

    In Japan, I’m told, it’s considered insulting to tip your waiter. Apparently, so the story goes, since the waitstaff are paid a real wage, to attempt to… Read more “Just a Tip: Tipping, Empathy, and Eating Shit.”

    March 16, 2016March 17, 2016 by Kristopher Bone

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    • The Thimble List: Learning to Solve Yourself in Thirty-Nine Seconds or Less.
    • Mail Call: The Great Paul Blart: Mall Cop mailing campaign of 2015.
    • #TeamHawkeye: The oft-overlooked Avenger who has me all Aquiver.
    • Summer’s here! (For at least the next twenty or thirty minutes.)
    • That time I got hired at a Hooters.

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