Kristopher Bone:

…is a Canadian humorist, comedian, and writer.

(…who pays the rent waiting tables.)

…was born in Winnipeg, but now writes out of a charming little basement dungeon in Toronto’s Greektown.

…has been published in several journals across North America for both fiction and non-fiction, and was also long-listed for the CBC Canada Writes short fiction contest in 2013 (and he still has that letter on his fridge).

…is on Twitter under the handle @So_bonely.

…would rather go by Kris Bone, but found that market already cornered by this guy.